Comments by dangphung4

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@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang! I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request. Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines. Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning. Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:

Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors

You have 24 hours to comply.

Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang! I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request. Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.

Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang! I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request. Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines. Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang! I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request. Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines. Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning. Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand: Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors You have 24 hours to comply. Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.

Dang

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang! I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request. Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines. Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning. Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand: Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors You have 24 hours to comply. Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang! I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request. Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines. Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning. Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:

Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors

You have 24 hours to comply.

Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!

I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.

Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang! I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request. Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang