Comments by VinceFINET

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VinceFINETabout 1 year agoSalesforceLabs/OrgCheck

My son told me that Jim Morrison was overrated so I sent him to his room... Nobody slams The Doors in my house!

VinceFINETabout 1 year agoSalesforceLabs/OrgCheck

I went a prison poetry reading... It had it's prose and cons

VinceFINETabout 1 year agoSalesforceLabs/OrgCheck

Two cats are having a swimming race. The American one is named "One Two Three". The French one is "Un Deux Trois." Which cat wins? The American because "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

VinceFINETabout 1 year agoSalesforceLabs/OrgCheck

Proposal:

  • Question:
    My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis.
  • Answer:
    So, I said maybe...

Today I'm wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me... who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

VinceFINETabout 1 year agoSalesforceLabs/OrgCheck

Why do French people eat only one egg for dinner? Because one egg is un oeuf.

VinceFINETabout 1 year agoSalesforceLabs/OrgCheck

Don't mess up with French people 🇫‍🇷 We eat pain for breakfast

Puns make me numb Math puns make me number